The Dark Lord Give-No-Fucks

You may know me from tumblr, same url

About Me

Maybe i should start with an introduction actually huh

thedarklordgivenofucks -

Hi! I'm Jordan (they/them) and I moved here from Tumblr as a backup. I made a post about what kind of content I'm looking to post already but honestly I'm good with about anything so??? idk hit me up

thedarklordgivenofucks -

I probably shoud've linked that post huh

I made a "need people to follow" post in the tradition of tublr but it seems intro posts are more popular here XD I'm still getting used to this XD

So yeah, a bit more about me I guess? I'm 23, bisexual, demi-boy (they/them prefered but he/him is fine). I like anime, memes, writing, video games, idk a bunch of stuff, my tumblr's the same url, and... idk what else XD I'm down to connect tho, this place seems promising.

1/9/2020 EDIT:

I've since absolutely stuck with this website so this is my official Pinned Post™

As far as like dni rules I don't really have anything specific, just the usual (if you're an ass I'm gonna block you, I don't have time for that). Although I'm not terribly comfortable interacting with minors, like I don't mind if you follow/interact with me but don't be upset if I don't follow back ^^;

Also, anything I post that isn't tagged so that the reblog button dissapears is safe to reblog! I tend to ramble a lot but I'm down for pretty much anything so feel free to message me about random shit XD

I haven't drawn anything in forever but trying to remedy that.

wyvern-king -

Sooo youtube is taking and undoing community captions which destroys accessibility for foreign audiences and especially for deaf and hard of hearing people and are now trying to bleed content creators dry of their money by saying 'pay our third party providers if you want captions/translations' so like.

when is thell gonna pull through and make a better youtube that's free for everyone and actually good for a community of content creators?

thellere -

Fire Faerie

from Neopets 🔥

mcatnip -

*sneezes because of photic sneeze reflex*

everyone in 200 meter radius:

babushka -

is this that thing where you sneeze when you look at the sun???

star-rice -

Good ol' ACHOO syndrome.

So my depression is growing in strength and my anxiety is now bothering me about how my depression is getting bad again and it's one hell of a wombo combo

Polyamory, because love triangles are for squares

Me: The fuck is an anachronism, bitch I do what I want

Also me: I need to know the exact version of Stardew Valley that was out at the time this fic takes place

i can be your angle or your devil

Do not repost or use without permission

naiad -

The Wild Animal Sanctuary

instagram | ko-fi | print shop

x3 -

nyan cat in 2020 lol

babushka -

saying religious people inherently have better morals/more value in the face of god than atheists is obviously wrong but... what made you think that the opposite is true? because i see a lot of atheist following the logic they're inherently better people because of their beliefs and that's not really something i wanna see. people have different morals and motivation to do stuff regardless of the prescence of religion in their lives.

naiad asked:

Sarin: What annoys you the most?

I have a few different pet peeves but I think the main thing is just, people not listening to me??

Like idk if it's something about the way I talk or what but ever since I was a kid I've felt like sometimes I say things and people just, completely disregard everything I just said and keep going, or act like it was the stupidest thing that they've ever heard, and it just drives me crazy

goropancakechi -

Send me a highly toxic chemical in my ask box (taken from here)


Acetaldehyde: What did you used to have that you are happier without?

Bromine: What was your favorite food when you were a child?

Cyanogen: If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

Diazomethane: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Ethylamine: What sound do you love?

Formaldehyde: If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?

Hexafluoroacetone: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Isopropylamine: What do you miss most about being a kid?

Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?

Methacrylaldehyde: Would you rather be really attractive or really smart?

Nitromethane: What are your phobias?

Oleum: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?

Pentaborane: What is one habit of yours that no one knows about?

Sarin: What annoys you the most?

Trifluorochloroethylene: If you could change your first and middle name to anything, what would it be?

thellere -

Also since I know the question will come up eventually - PayPal is fine even with the NSFW content. Regular users have a different EULA to businesses, who have a different EULA to partners etc. CM operates under a partners agreement, so you're covered by what we agreed to rather than PayPal's rules for your individual account.

The decisions of Patreon and everywhere else becoming more NSFW unfriendly is purely a business move to make the platforms more attractive to investors, and we don't have any so we can yolo it. Still planning on rolling our own processor in future as well to completely negate the risk.

replayed sa2 recently 😭💕

autiestella -

is "fav optical illusion" too weird/obscure question ask???
just want KNOW... so many so good ;o;

either way stella choose: scintillating grid illusion

image compose of black bg, grey lines, & white dots
if look right way, black dots seem appear & disappear inside white dots!

poelantern -

vdfihdgdhg this has been my favorite since 3rd grade too!!

thedarklordgivenofucks -

Mine's gotta be this one. These figures are the same size! But they look different because of how your brain percieves depth in the tunnel!

Me and the captain of the pillager patrol having a staring competition

difficulty in expression

reupload cause last one fsr convert png sometime after upload which ... this supose be animate!
if this convert png again then not know what do :(

naiad -

Denver Aquarium

instagram | ko-fi | print shop


I was playing around with layer modes and now I have a Miku!!